Things I never thought I'd say to another person:
- Please don't lick your shoe baby.
- Angel, please don't bang your head on that wall.
- My love, if you stick your finger in Murphy's eye one more time...
Things I never thought I'd do for another person:
- Cut zillions of blueberries in half.
- Methodically remove all of those plastic chads from grocery bags.
- Cheer like crazy when they come stumbling towards me on their own.
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